Come stay in our luxurious outdoor accomodations. Find a pile of grass and cuddle in for the best nights sleep you never got.
Slots, blackjack, roulette, craps, cribbage, you name it we've got it. So come play with us, but please try to remember that you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd!
Stay with us and play with us, but remember if you mess with the bull you get the horns! So after it's all said and done go home and cry alone.(financial counseling, and tear towels available upon request)
"Hit, Hit, Hit... BUST! Knowing when to stand can help your odds at the table.
"Reach for the sky! Learn how to keep the one armed bandits from emptying your purse."
"Round and round and round it goes! Where it stops... only the pit boss knows. Learn how to spot a riggged wheel."
"The name says it all. Oh crap! Is what you'll be saying when you realize you have to tell the wife that there's no rent money again!"
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Robert thanks for all the help. I've really enjoyed this class, and studying under you. Barring any unforseen complications I should have you for two more classes in the fall. Have a nice summer... if we ever get one that is.