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Friday, February 24th, 2023

This is a test of the emergency broadcast network. I repeat this is only a test. In the event of a real emergency you would have been told to put your head between your legs and kiss your bottom goodbye.
Since this is only a test all I can say is that for the moment you and your bottom can stay in contact for a while longer.
That will be all.
You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled programming.